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jekyllnhyde393: How to ruin your children’s porn step...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:40 -0400

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

Doing this if I find out my sons look at porn! Hahah…. Most awkward boner ever!… Oh and if my husband hides one these i will find it and execute the same strategy muahahahah! The workings of a impish woman out to ruin the porn experience! XD

This is great

juicyjacqulyn: captain-america-steve: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:06:28 -0400

juicyjacqulyn:

captain-america-steve:

OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!

WRONG!

THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.

YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!

DON’T CLICK IT.

CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.

CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.

CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 02:05:21 -0400

onedayiwillbeskinnyenoughforyou: Literally the thoughts in my...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:03:13 -0400

onedayiwillbeskinnyenoughforyou:

Literally the thoughts in my head <3

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:48:48 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:02:02 -0400

loves-philosophy: jonnovstheinternet: Cats stuck in things NO...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:58:01 -0400

loves-philosophy:

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY NEED FOR A CAT

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:53:10 -0400

death-by-lulz: thefrogman: Maybe if I start it with a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:49:27 -0400

death-by-lulz:

thefrogman:

Maybe if I start it with a scissors.

This is perf

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:34:25 -0400

This is perf

I wish I could take your pain away. I would carry it all myself if it meant you wouldn’t have...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:14:52 -0400

I wish I could take your pain away. I would carry it all myself if it meant you wouldn’t have to deal with it </3

Boy: spell me

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:47:21 -0400

Boy: spell me
Girl: M-E
Boy: you forgot the D
Girl: there's no D in me.
Boy: not yet

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:30:39 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:28:51 -0400

fluffy-zombie-guts: He was the best dad :c

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:27:40 -0400

fluffy-zombie-guts:

He was the best dad :c

santa: IS THIS A REAL DUCK

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:27:23 -0400

santa:

IS THIS A REAL DUCK

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:26:37 -0400

avalonroselin: abunchofassholes: thisiswhiteculture: sheishurr...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:25:47 -0400

avalonroselin:

abunchofassholes:

thisiswhiteculture:

sheishurr:

welp

and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”

i need you to check your privilege

and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty

They’re not.

Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;

>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselves

I love that there’s a blog called “this is white culture” that is solely devoted to bad things white people did, not their cultures at all. So I guess I can make a blog called “this is black culture” and post gang and crime records and that’s 100% okay. Or “this is Muslim culture” and make it all about terrorism.

But wait, you cry. Not all black people are criminals and not all Muslims are terrorists. That’s unfair! And racist!

WELL GOLLY GEE DO YOU THINK SO? Because saying that all white people are responsible for the Atlantic slave trade sounds pretty racist to me, given that, you know, that was between the African slaveholders and the British and Americans and had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my ancestors, who were incredibly poor farmers and serfs from Ireland and Lithuania who had to flee to America at around the turn of the century (by which time slavery had already been abolished in the US) because they were being treated like slaves. Even if they had been living in America at the time when slavery was legal they wouldn’t have been able to afford a slave; in fact they probably would have been working with them in the fields and treated about the same, since the first slaves in America were actually white serfs. But please, tell me more about how dirty my hands are because of circumstances surrounding my birth that I could not control and continue to treat me differently based on the color of my skin without actually knowing anything about my heritage, I’m sure that isn’t racist at all!